holmes-sweet-holmes:

#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart

OH MY GOD HE’S IN BEING HUMAN

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(1) Facebook: starllex: one time i saw a girls bra strap. that was it. i was gone. i...

starllex:

one time i saw a girls bra strap. that was it. i was gone. i just couldnt focus anymore throughout the whole day because i saw it. all i could think about was bra strap. i went to a restauraunt and they asked what i wanted and the only words that came out of my were were “bra…

kittensmooch:

bryko:

shrek bloopers

#this is freaking me the fuck out

|1-2/100| pics of the cast of Les Misérables

When I forget a line to a Disney song…

disneyismyescape:

disneymydarling:

accurate

secrete-me-an-earth-river:

asktoothless:

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

You are the innovator of our generation

sidnugget:

Zach Galifianakis is so important to me

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

cokeflow:

black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not